Whether you are an experienced collector or just starting out, finding the best place to hide your sex toys is important. You don’t want roommates or family members to discover your toys.
You can easily keep a few vibrators hidden in a hollowed out old Hi-Fi speaker. But there are more creative places to conceal sex toys, too.
1. Under the Bed
Keeping your sex toys out of sight is important for a number of reasons. First of all, it may prevent roommates or other family members from discovering your collection and judging you for your sexual preferences. Another reason is to protect children from accidentally discovering or playing with your sex toys, which can be upsetting and confusing for them. Finally, hiding sex toys is also a good idea to prevent them from being stolen or lost.
If you have a drawer or cabinet that can be locked, this is a great place to store your sex toys. Just be sure to clean your dildo well before stashing it, as this will help to prevent dirt, mildew and mold from growing on it.
If you don’t have a drawer that can be locked, consider storing your sex toys in a storage bin or box. You can purchase small, lockable storage boxes that are designed to look like makeup bags or toiletry kits. These are an inexpensive way to keep your sex toys away from prying eyes and out of reach.
2. Toilet Paper Rolls
Keeping your sex toys in the bathroom may seem odd but it’s a great place to hide them because nobody will be looking for them there. If you want to be extra creative, you can use the empty tampon box from your period as a toy storage container. Just make sure that it’s clean and you don’t have a nosy roommate or partner.
Another good option is to take a long vegetable like carrots or cucumber and cut off the ends to create a dildo. Be sure to wash it thoroughly before you use it and to put a condom on it to protect your virginal area from bacteria.
Those old running shoes you have in your closet can also serve as a handy toy hiding place. Just find one that’s big enough and drill a hole through the middle of it to match your dildo’s girth. Then cover it with a book, and you’ll have a discreet toy that’s perfect for traveling or just sneaking around. The best part is that the book will keep your toy hidden from lustful eyes, and it won’t expose it to germs and bacteria.
3. Running Shoes
If you’re a fan of the run-and-done approach to sex toys (ahem, dildos), try hiding your kinkiest bits in running shoes. They’re compact, and they don’t look like anything anyone would expect to see in your closet or under the bed. Plus, you can sanitize your toys by boiling them in water if needed.
Another great idea is a shoe box, especially this one designed to hold shoes. It comes with a pad lock and is easy to fit inside a drawer or your nightstand.
If you have kids, pets or nosy house guests, a locking case is a better option because it’s a little more difficult to access for curious hands. This Lovehoney sex toy storage case, for example, has a convenient padlock and fits easily into a drawer. There’s even one designed to hold lube, so you can store everything in the same place and keep it clean. It also works well when traveling, because it’s not as big as a suitcase. Just make sure to wash all of your toys and tools before and after every use, and be careful if you’re sharing.
4. Books
Sex toys are a great way to enhance solo play or add excitement to intimate relationships, but many people are hesitant to keep them on display because they worry that others may discover them. This is especially true if you live with roommates, children or other family members. Fortunately, there are a number of discreet storage solutions on the market that make it easy to hide your sex toys without anyone noticing. You can use a secret compartment built into furniture or a hidden sex toy container like a faux book or a hide-a-vibe case. Alternatively, you can simply store your toys in a closet or a nightstand drawer. You can even purchase a book safe lockbox that looks like a traditional book but has plastic instead of paper pages to conceal your sex toys.
5. Suitcases
There are a number of great sex toy storage solutions on the market, from travel-friendly purses that double as vibrators to next level sex toys cases complete with pads locks. Depending on your collection size, living situation and how discreet you are (you may not want to bring your sex toys to the airport) there is sure to be a solution out there for you.
For small sex toys like nipple clamps and cock rings, simple draw-string bags are a great choice. Not only are they discreet, but they also allow you to keep them within reach when the mood strikes.
Hiding your sex toys can be useful when you have roommates or family members who don’t share your love for intimate play. It can also be a good way to avoid embarrassing situations with TSA when traveling. And if you have children, it can help prevent them from accidentally discovering your toys and getting into trouble. It can also be handy if you want to avoid drawing unnecessary or unwanted attention when entertaining friends and family.
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